Whose Money Should You Manage?
Also more Fannie and Freddie, antitrust shareholder lawsuits and an NFT ETF.
The Tariffs Are Illegal
Also an ESG matrix, endowment tax trades, disqualified lender lists and brain popping realizations.
Fannie and Freddie Get a Guarantee
Also endowment taxes, DJT and Gamestop Bitcoin treasuries and Bitcoin theft.
Sell Your Crypto on the Stock Exchange
SharpLink, Mango Markets, DJ D-Sol and the Trumpcoin dinner.
Index Funds Are a Bit More Illegal
Also tariffs are securities fraud, Chinese Trumpcoin treasury companies and startup exits as a service.
Asset-Backed Crypto Token Wasn’t
Also retail private rooms and pope house eminent domain.
Get Your Research From an AI Video
Also Hong Kong pension funds’ Treasury holdings, private credit in the pitchbook and the Trumpcoin dinner...
Coinbase Got Hacked a Little
Also billionaire league tables, money laundering bid/ask spreads, Pete Rose and an Elon Musk compensation trade.
Elon Musk Needs More Options
Also floating warehouses, tariffs in court, Credit Suisse bonuses and 401(k) leverage.
Mortgage Your 401(k)
Also more Bitcoin treasury companies, carbon credit disputes and college finance clubs.
Is Murder Securities Fraud?
Also retail private equity and secondaries, Trump Media accounting, chatbot insurance, pope bets and tax snails
Meta Will Make Friends
Also liability management exercises, crypto convertibles and not enough desks.
Medicaid Taxes Pay for Themselves
Also tariff loans, OpenAI/Microsoft and stock buybacks.
OpenAI Will Get A Bit More Normal
Also public-private funds, everything is securities fraud and $MELANIA.
Warren Buffett Took the Long View
Also hedge fund gates, private credit timing and a Trumpcoin treasury company.
Can You Blame the Chatbots?
Defamation, piracy, Tesla’s CEO search, Worldcoin and a Ponzi.
ESG Isn’t Hiring
Also investment banking chatbots, a grim pizza party, a bad investor meeting, retail-ish private equity and...
The New Market Is Public-Private
Also AI rollups, shareholder proposals and the X debt.
Argentex Got Some Margin Calls
Zero-zero lines, Deel vs. Rippling II, crypto enforcement, XAI and teens with Lambos.
The Stock Market Loves Bitcoin
Twenty One, Trumpcoin dinner, KKR empathy, carry on co-investments and quantitative analysis of hockey.
At Least the Market Isn't Boring
Also bilateral trading, direct private equity and hedge fund timing.
Goldman’s CEO Wants to Get Paid
Also basket barrier options, Power E*Trade Pro and Gambler’s Coin.
Buy the Truth, Sell the News
Also bond dealing, gardening leave and lottery arbitrage lawsuits.
Safe Havens May Not Be
Also the basis trade, potential tariff lawsuits, AI market manipulation and no Exxon shareholder proposals.
People Are Worried About Deleveraging
Also a $2.4 trillion tweet, Strategy’s income, Shopify’s hiring and Elliott’s podcasting.
Tariffs Are For Emergencies
Nondelegation, denominators, leveraged long-short ETFs, full retail-price real estate and johns.
The Tariffs Have Some Math
Epsilon, phi, nondelegation, gold, buybacks, individual investor research and reincarnation hedging.
Stablecoins Are Growing Up
Circle, slangy wealth management chatbots, private credit runs, SEC climate rules and OCC desk space.
Is DOGE Securities Fraud?
Also the OpenAI coup, Goldman executive pay and putting the account number in the amount field.
Musk Merged His Xes
Also FX liquidity illusion, a Luna settlement, fraud convictions and pardons, and NYSE Texas.
The Synthetic Lender of Last Resort
Basis trades, narrower banking, Robinhood estate planning, HSBC bonuses, Endeavor and GameStop.
Private Markets Get More Public
Also equity funding costs, buying the dip, Endeavor, litigation funding arbitrage and accountant narcissism.
There’s a Stock Exchange for Lawsuits
Litigation finance, Endeavor closed, 23andMe went bankrupt, insider trading selfies, Swiss bank accounts and lottery winners.
Netflix Producer Traded Instead
Also personalized deposit rates, QXO buys Beacon Roofing, ‘my car cost more than this’ and a...
Everyone Wants Debt, Not Equity
Dividend recaps, hedge fund analysts, TD Bank AML, Goldman Sachs succession, X valuation, perpetual strife and...
Strategy Sells Perpetual Strife
Also lottery ETFs, investment bank staffers, 24/5 clearing and AI that sells itself.
Spies in the Sales Slack
Also Chevron merger arbitrage, private rooms in dark pools and art liquidations.
You Need Regulators to Deregulate
Also private-credit restructuring capacity, Binance World Liberty and watch correlation.
Investment Bankers Don’t Work for Free
Also the American Dream mall is open, coal companies as climate solutions and round-number stock prices.
Hedge Funds Need to Know the Weather
Also private credit liquidity, yellow pine futures, Polymarket regulatory entrepreneurship and symbolically significant desks.
Arbs Want to Appraise Endeavor
Also a QXO/Beacon deal, a walnut investment vehicle and a Neom update.
Steak Dinners Sell ETFs
First Trust, Aspiration Partners, Millennium equity and Bitcoin reserves.
There Was a Texas Lottery Arbitrage
Also 23andMe’s board dynamics, Bio-Techne’s stock options and Goldman’s vice presidents.
Citi Hit Another Wrong Button
Also the big four hedge funds, memecoins are not securities, the CFPB gives up on Capital...
Citi Keeps Hitting the Wrong Buttons
Also losing a billion dollars is cool, CEO personal conduct, the crypto strategic reserve, State Street...
Buy Infowars for the Memes
Also asking questions about Tesla, bribing auditors and Never Alone Capital.
